Dear Ike,
Do you know those shadows you see at night that look evil? Don’t they look like cats that are getting revenge for chasing them up that tower?We did not run up that tower.Oh, and don’t worry it won’t hurt that much falling off a tower, we have. You know what they say cats have nine lives while dogs have only one. While you’re gone i’m digging a hole for you with a shovel. Muahaha

 

Sincerely,

The Cats

P.S. We might be evil!!!!!!!!!!!